How to Make Your Woman Want Your Load

sperm-34808_640Anybody that has been in a long term relationship will have eventually got to the part of proceedings where the sexual chemistry has waned. It is not uncommon. Let me clue you into a little secret here, just because it isn’t happening, that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t want it to.
Rule number one: Forget what you think you know

She may not have put on stockings and suspenders, that does not mean that she doesn’t want to jump on your pole. Women aren’t like men, they don’t catch one glimpse of a side boob on an advert for a moisturizer and suddenly decide that they just have to have you now (don’t feel bad, we’ve all been there). But that doesn’t mean that they don’t want your steaming hot load inside them, they do, it just takes more stimulus for them to realize it.

Rule number two: They aren’t a piece of meat!

You can treat them that way once you are in the “zone” but getting her to the point where she wants to fuck your brains out is the key, right? Men watch too much porn. We are led to believe that any damsel in distress that wants a promotion, or her washing machine fixed is going to fall out of her top and bounce gleefully up and down on your rock hard member; unless you look like Brad Pitt or are a very talented hypnotherapist that isn’t going to happen. Make her feel sexy, run her a bath, give her a massage. You need to get your woman to a state where she can forget about her stresses and then, only then, can she think about other things, you know, like fucking your brains out!

Rule number three: Do unto others

Have you ever been getting a blow job from a woman and she looks up at you with a face that says she wants to devour your cock? That she wants to take a load in her mouth? you have? It’s the sexiest feeling in the world, right? You may have experienced the opposite too. You are there pumping away and she has a face that says she would rather be watching a soap opera. Unless you are totally shit in bed (and that’s cool, some of us are!) you will probably be a little “put off” by this. Women feel the same way. They want to make their man excited. They want that sense of achievement. Seeing they are turning you on will turn them on. so let them know. Be interested.

Rule number four: Don’t fire the rifle when you first see the stag!

You have a hair trigger? Don’t worry about it, most of us do. Pull it out and do something else: go down on her, kiss her and finger her, anything that avoid contact with your cock. Yes, she wants you to shoot a big load all over her face, but not before she’s climaxed and really she wants it to happen at the same time as her. Don’t be too eager try and arrive together! This will keep your woman coming back for more.

Why Women Love to See a Big Bulge in Your Pants

big-penis-1238713_640It seems these days that men everywhere are looking for new ways to catch the eyes of increasingly independent women. Some are constantly working out, others are tanning, waxing, preening, and whitening their teeth to show off their features. It’s possible that men will soon start wearing make-up like women, trying to minimize their flaws in our appearance-first society. It seems that men have forgotten, or perhaps never knew, what really matters. Women love to see that bulge (Read this article to learn more on how to improve your game by increasing the size of your bulge).

Yes, the bulge. No, not the belly bulge you beer drinking beast. And, no, not the wallet bulge either, you well-financed braggart. I’m talking about the Zipper Bulge, the Denim Mountain, the Beast Beneath The Sheets, the Cloth Cave Where The Flesh Snake Sleeps. Whatever you call it, women grin to see a big bulge in your pants. Now, gentlemen, keep reading before you go stuffing a sock in your shorts.

Women are playful, love to be teased, and have vivid imaginations. So it shouldn’t be any surprise to you when you catch a lady eyeing your crotch (side-note: women are extremely sneaky in this and you won’t catch them unless they want you to). A keen eye they have, as well. A proper bulge will show off accents and curves of what’s beneath and women get giddy to see the features that separate head from neck, show curvature or girth. Try going commando someday, it helps show off the edges of your bulge!

Why do this? Why do women love it so? Easy: women are just as sexual as men. What?! I know, you don’t believe it. Should it really be that much of a surprise? We are all humans, the only thing separating man from woman is the flip of a Y to X chromosome. Our phenotype differs so greatly that it obfuscates the fact that our genetic code, our instincts, and even our sexual desires are all inherently human.

Women love to guess what’s behind door number 1, but giving them a clue makes the game even more fun for all parties involved. Even better for them, is noticing the differences in how men present their bulge. Some men *dusts off shoulder* know they have a big bulge and know how to use it to their advantage. Women like to take notice of their posture, their choice of clothing, and the angle they stand in relation to them. All these affect how men produce their bulge. Don’t forget lighting, women are most thrilled when you cast that shadow!

So do women love to see the bulge? Sure. Are there caveats to that? Definitely. For starters, not every woman is straight, some would just rather see almost anything else, not your Fabric Fortress. Secondly, some women are, in fact, humored by the bulge! They are especially humored when men’s jeans are so tight that it is obvious what they are doing. It’s a lot like the girls who bend forward or lift their camera in the air when they take a picture, it is glaring obvious what they are doing and it is almost sad. It feels unauthentic and disturbingly like a compensation tactic for something else they may be missing (maybe a brain). Lastly, some people are modest, asexual, or just focused on other things. So don’t get upset when no one takes notice of your Meat Mound.

Foods to Make Your Semen Taste Sweeter

sperm-956480_640Every guy’s sexual fantasy involves being pleasured by a woman’s sexy hands and mouth and having his fluids swallowed by her. This is not a far-fetched dream, since a lot of ladies (and gentlemen) enjoy doing exactly that. The only possible thing that may hinder you from transforming this fantasy into your reality, however, is if you have a salty- or bitter-tasting semen that can turn her off. To counter that disaster, here are the foods to make your semen taste sweeter.
#1. Cinnamon
Let cinnamon be your first shot at having less sour seed. You do not need to consume it in raw – simply putting a spoonful of it in your morning tea will be fine.
#2. Peppermint
Not only can peppermint make your breath fresher, but your sperm as well. The person who will do oral to you may find it minty and better than the original taste.
#3. Pineapple
Ladies who have made their men continuously eat pineapple or drink its juice swear that the semen has become more palatable after a few days.
#4. Berries
Strawberries, mulberries, blueberries – any kind of berry that you can think of will be able to alter the tangibleness of your seed. They are a great source of water too, which are needed to dilute your ejaculation.
#5. Red bell pepper
Fresh red bell peppers are fun and easy to eat, since you just have to wash them before devouring them. Your lover will want to do the same to your junk once you have eaten a fair amount of these peppers.
#6. Papaya
The wonderful benefits of papaya does not stop at being a good laxative. Its sweetness can be ingrained in your semen as well, so be sure to consume more slices than usual before oral time.
#7. Apple
The fruit and its tea version are both helpful in making the sperm taste sweeter. Instead of having chips and drinking coffee, have apples and apple tea throughout the day.
#8. Banana
Banana has enough levels of sugar and vitamins that can modify your semen’s taste. The flavor will be different – good different – that she will not be scared to swallow when you ask her to do so.
#9. Celery
Believe it or not, celery can also make the bitter taste of semen go away, provided that you lots of it a day before you get it on with your woman.
#10. Wheatgrass
Only consume wheatgrass smoothies for several days, and your partner will immediately notice the pleasant taste of your sperm.
#11. Parsley
If your girlfriend refuses to give you a blowjob because of how your juices taste like, eat all the parsley you can get a hold of for one day. Parsley contains chlorophyll, which many people value as a semen flavor changer.

It is wrong to think that eating sugar-filled foods like ice cream, chocolate and the likes will make your semen taste sweeter. Such foods practically do the opposite, as they are unnatural. Everything you need to turn your sperm into a tasty ambrosia that your lover will not be able to get enough of is just in the fresh produce aisle of the supermarket. Try these foods now, and see the difference they can do to your semen.